Fae Crossed

My name is Rebecca Naomi Greenblatt, but my friends call me Becs. A birthmark on the inside of my wrist—the Kiss—marks me as a summoner, a person who can call forth entities of power, and negotiate with them on behalf of clients who need answers—or favors—from beings above their karmic pay grade. But the only mark I'm worried about right now is the great big target on my back. I got in deep with a demon and some fae folk, and now both Faerie and Hell are interested in me—a dangerous position for a mortal woman to be in. Meanwhile, the one person whose attention I do want, skipped town after a single night of passion. Asher might be sexy as sin, but he has his secrets. Just like me. So now I'm stumbling along, doing my best to stay alive. Faerie and Hell have power and influence to spare. And what are my assets? A bartending job, a six-foot tall pink fairy friend, chardonnay-swilling dwarves…and oh, yeah, a meddling mobster who thinks he can control me. As I dig into what's going on, I find secrets on top of secrets. What does Faerie want with me? What does Hell want with Faerie? And what will they do to me when I finally find out the answers? Because trust me, I will.

Hide & Chic

It's Murder & Mascara! Waylon Jenkins can't die. He also can't let Dr. Samuel Early, his only hope of dying, go off on a mission to rescue a disembodied zombie in the heart of a Central American jungle without him. But even this skilled cosmetologist to the stars isn't fully prepared to blend-blend-blend himself into a convincing member of a strike team, not when his first instincts are to give moisturizer recommendations to sunburned vacationers. As they delve into the jungle, they uncover a much bigger problem than the drug cartels. Someone is after Rodrigo Flores and his family and it's personal. The only way to help the family get through it alive to help his daughter, Amalia, win the Miss Mango Pageant. Will Waylon's skills and his famous friend and client, Mitzi (one name only), be the team's secret weapon? Can Waylon get through it without breaking his vow never to make a zombie? And who is the mysterious Señor Cinco that seems to be behind it all? Hold on to your butt paste. This is going to get wild.

Pluck and Cover

It's Lies and Lipstick! Waylon Jenkins has a problem. Well, he's got a few of them. The ghost of Betsy Ross lives in his house, he's pretty sure his favorite client is the victim of ongoing domestic violence, and he's been roped into helping the police investigate a series of murders. And his penis fell off in the shower this morning. He needs a new one, but none of his friends are willing to donate theirs to the cause. In case it isn't obvious by now, Waylon Jenkins is a zombie. He's also one of the most highly respected and in-demand makeup artists in Hollywood, and that keeps him busy, no matter how dead he is. But now he needs to find out who's committing a string of murders, and make sure nobody hurts Mitzi (one name only), one of his most faithful (and famous) clients. He also needs a new penis.

End of the Line: Book 4

Enchanted bows, nitpicking witches, and interloping demonettes combine with a babysitting gorilla, a protective magical wolf, and a phoenix masquerading as a...search-and-rescue pony combine to make young Devi Friedman's birthday one for the ages in the hilarious conclusion to Monster Hunter Mom Season One!   Jess Friedman has enough on her mind with a passel of kindergarten-aged girls running around the house. The last thing she needs is a dark elf bent on revenge showing up on her doorstep. No wait, maybe the last thing she needs is a cop on her doorstep looking for Rocko, the gorilla who escaped from the zoo and might or might not be hiding in her back yard. Or maybe the last thing she needs is a pair of pissed-off female demons crashing the party.   And did we mention that a cupid is inhabiting her toddler son's body?   Yeah, THAT was the last thing she needed.   End of the Line brings Monster Hunter Mom Season One to a rollicking, action-packed conclusion, while setting up more and bigger battles for Season Two.

Seder in Space and Other Tales

Finally, answers to the questions that plague us! What is the real reason pigs aren't kosher? Will Elijah come even if we live on Mars or Seti Alpha 6? How do Jewish women cook a three-course dinner for eighteen in under an hour? Why can't you visit Masada at night?