Did you try Chuck Wendig’s A Story in Search Terms?
http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2015/05/01/flash-fiction-challenge-a-story-in-search-terms/
Here’s mine:
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Understanding common pig behavior
Stopping common pig behavior
How to cure bacon
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house for sale
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unprotected sex what are the real dangers
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lyrics losing my religion
bus fare San Diego to Boston
want ads
how to erase Facebook account
how to consolidate debt
legally change name get new identity
Awesome!Thanks for posting. I can totally picture this person’s journey.